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Thursday 20 August 2009

IT'S CONSPIRACY, MAN

We are the now generation.
We are the generation now.
I want money, I want cold hard cash...
I want it want it want it NOW.

-The Black Eyed Peas

Y'know what's gonna happen?
Technology's always expanding, right?
Well, we're finally going to have everything happen immediately, and then they're going to have everything happen FIVE SECONDS BEFORE.

"What would you like to drink, ma'am?"
"Umm..."
"Here's your Coke!"
"Thanks!"

AND THEN...since you know that whatever you would've wanted in five seconds would happen now, they'd just give you whatever they wanted to give you, and you would think that's what you would've wanted in five seconds, so you'd take it.
And not just drinks, either. Think houses, furniture, clothes, food, schools...

THEY COULD CONTROL EVERYTHING IN YOUR LIFE!!!!! AAAAAH!!!!!

("they being who?" "umm, i don't know, the smart people...?")


Yet another conspiracy brought to light by yours truly. :D

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